I myself am made entirely out of flaws
Clumsy dreamer who is an expert on falling while standing still. I laugh a lot and I cry a lot.

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Two more work days and then four (!!) days off. I love easter.

fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

(via whyareyousodistantnow)

Ray Bradbury (via sad-plath)

(Source: sad-plath, via whyareyousodistantnow)

Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I’m one of them.

gaymommy:

a relationship will not cure your issues, no matter how hard young adult books and films try to push that notion on us. if you have depression or bipolar or anxiety or whatever, getting into a relationship isn’t going to cure that or make it go away. person with illness + relationship = ill person in a relationship. please don’t put all of your focus on finding someone to fix you, focus on fixing yourself the right way.

(via versallles)

dampsandwich:

pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate

(via underagedreamer)

violence-of-action:

fruitsgarden:

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild?

(Source: buzzfeed, via shamyponds)

Josh Riebock (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: thequotesymposium, via gabri-anna)

Laughter is the evidence that we’re still here, the proof that our tragedies will not define us forever. Laughter is the language of the survivor.

old-school-shit:

gogul-mun:

slimmcharles:

makhaillamorris:

This man…

Translation: Don’t waste your time and energy on the wrong light.

*sigh*

wake up call

(Source: gambxno, via gabri-anna)

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via the-winchester-initiative)

bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

(via a-lost-majestic-unicorn)

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